No Love Lost

It seems to be striving for the same ‘girl’s night out’ feel and just doesn’t pull it off. I wondered if it was hen night material, you get a bit pissed and have the sole objective of seeing something vaguely ‘naughty’, but it’s not even vulgar enough for that. You’d get more wang for your money if you pooled the ticket cost and hired a strip-o-gram.

When we think of funny sexy, it’s far from romantic sexy and miles away from stereotype sexy. We want honesty and close to the bone - we laugh at funny sexy because it might have happened to us. What we definitely don’t want are tired old stereotypes wheeled out under cover of song, women too stupid and too loved up to realise the bloke is not ‘The One’, he’s a bastard. That’s old, dude, really old. The comedy would have been in lampooning that idea, but it stopped short.

There were many cheesy lines I could have signed off with, but I was too lazy to write them all down. So here’s the one I remember: ‘The guilty are those found out.’ Well, I’ve found you out. You're rubbish.