Killer Looks

There comes a time in every woman’s life when she wants to make someone feel jealous. Go on, admit it.

They mostly revolve around men, men you used to be going out with in particular. Typical moments include meeting the cheating ex after a year of ignoring phone calls and text messages, drinks with your protective best male friend and his long-term lady, and the big one… the wedding of your ex-boyfriend (you don’t want him back, you just aren’t ready for him to stop loving you).

It is an ugly side of women and one which very rarely appears; once in a lifetime will do, but if you really are going to attempt to bring the little green monster out of your unsuspecting victims then do it right. You’ve heard of the revenge dress, now try the makeup.

Primp and Prime

Get the basics right and everything else will fall neatly into place. A couple of days before the big event have an exfoliating shower session. Leave no skin un-scrubbed and follow up with a luxuriant moisturiser such as Kiehls Crème De Corps. Your body will shimmer with velvety softness which whispers ‘look but don’t touch’.

On the day itself, skip the razor and use a depilatory cream instead for no nicks and no nonsense. Veet’s new In-Shower Hair removal Cream is fast and easy, just use the sponge to smooth it on and then scrub it off in the shower a few minutes later. Not only is it easy as pie but it is effective too, legs will be left smooth and sleek.

For pasty faces which need a hint of colour St Tropez Rapide Face tanner is a fuss free way to add some sun kissed colour to a grey pallor. It develops in just a couple of hours and isn’t even a tiny bit tango.

Blown Away

To really knock their socks off your hair needs to be immaculate. To ensure tresses are your crowning glory don’t attempt a top notch blow dry at home. Something always goes wrong when you need to look your best and styling products can be temperamental.

If hair isn’t frizzy it is greasy, if it should be wavy it’ll lie straight, when you want it straight it flicks all over the place… you get the idea.